Frank Hopper (Bon Jovi) is a former lawyer, long-term loser and constant dreamer - and frankly, probably just not all that bright. When he receives a credit card in the mail, he believes ... See full summary »
Jon Bon Jovi,
Johnny Damico botches a murder case and is suspended from the force. In reality, he is put undercover to identify the mysterious boss of the NY waterfront who has murdered everyone in his way. Will Johnny be next in line?
When a rookie filmmaker with the unfortunate name Alan Smithee realizes he's an unwitting studio puppet, being forced to make a big-budget action movie, he knows is horrible, he steals the master reels and tries to make a deal.
"The Sand Creek Massacre": Winner best documentary film in 3 film festivals-Catalogued into Smithsonian Institute Libraries, 42 tribal college libraries, several museums, colleges and ... See full summary »
The ignorants of Tinseltown cast their tribe to play all the fancy roles, as usual.... the high-ranking military fool, the tin-plated hero, etc.
The cavalry wants to thwart Indian attacks so they can procure more land, rent a lot of it out so they can make more money, and promote Zionism out west. Handsome John Derek and the cool black-n-white photography are the only reasons to tune in, but you may want to pass if you have anything else more important to do, like unclogging your toilet.
Routine western; oh yeah, one more good point about this film.... it's only 70 minutes long (one hour, ten minutes).... thank God.
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